Seriously, You cannot be Serious?

A couple of “amusing” cold emails came across Mr F’s desk recently and were sent to the BWV for comments.

First off from someone at brandifymybusinees.com we have:

Here’s a little fun: Why did the real estate agent always carry a pencil? In case they came across a sketchy area! Sorry to jump in with a joke. There’s a bigger picture I’ll be painting in my next message

Not funny, not grammatically close to correct, and not even a company (the domain is parked by our friends at GoDaddy)

Next we have from Studio 185 a bit of visual content…

…your non apology is not accepted!

If you feel the need to unleash the Easter Punny put a bit of thought into it – dont just give it to the WEX junior

Darcy, mate.  Show them how its done!